Get Your Costumes Ready!

By October 27, 2013 wod No Comments

This Thursday (HALLOWEEN!) We’re having a big free Halloween WOD at 6:30 PM. Wear a costume, bring a friend, possibly some drinks or snacks – it’s party time! Check out our event on Facebook or keep checking here daily for updates!

Also, due to the Halloween Hijinks mentioned above there will be NO 6:00AM CLASS on FRIDAY!


Now, I know there are a lot of people who like to plan out their Halloween costume weeks in advance and get all of the pieces made and put together themselves, but I also know some of you out there just don’t have the time. Costumes are important for Thursday’s Halloween WOD, so I’m here to help. Tonight, we’re going to help the ladies.

A couple of weeks ago I blundered into a site called Yancy. They sell both lingerie and costumes, so you can imagine where this post is going. So right up front, I’ll tell you that a good portion of their site is probably not safe for work, and depending on where you work, the rest of this post might not be either. To give you a taste before you shut your browser window in shame, here’s what drew me in to click on their banner ad:

Not just pizza - SEXY pizza.

Not just pizza – SEXY pizza.

For an added bonus, be sure to check out the video about the costume to find out what makes this pizza costume so sexy. Not big on the fast food? How about some watermelon?

The seeds are made of children's tears.

The seeds are made of children’s tears.

Feel more like vegetables? You can do no better than the Sexy Carrot costume!

WARNING: Phoebe loves carrots, so wear at your own discretion.

WARNING: Phoebe loves carrots, so wear at your own discretion.

Cartoon characters more your thing? Where there are sexy carrots, there are Sexy Bugs Bunnies!

This one has one of the best videos. Watch it. WAAAAATCH IT!

This one has one of the best videos. Watch it. WAAAAATCH IT!

Always more of a Disney person than Loony Tunes? Then you’ll love Sexy Mickey Mouse.

Because Mickey had the buttons. Minnie had a dress.

Because Mickey had the buttons. Minnie had a dress.

Like the animal idea but want to go with something more realistic and lifelike? How about Sexy Killer Whale?

Jeers and catcalls are the dolphins of the Sexy Orca world.

Jeers and catcalls are the dolphins of the Sexy Orca world.

I know, all of these “Sexy ____” costumes are degrading to women. Real women in the world have all kinds of serious jobs. Like being on a SWAT team, for example.

The bulletproof vest does NOTHING!

The bulletproof vest does NOTHING!

Or maybe you just want to be everyone’s favorite cartoon plumber.

What, no mustache?

What, no mustache?

And if none of these costumes do it for you, just wait until next year when Kristen Schaal’s new designer costume line comes out:

Happy shopping! And once Halloween’s over, expect a BIG post on body image…

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